So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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