You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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