idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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