break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
