Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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