I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
