Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
even my farts smell like vagina
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
