FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I lost the right to judge tonight
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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