Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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