It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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