so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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