I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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