Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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