drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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