all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I wish I only lived at night.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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