It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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