I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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