The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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