My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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