On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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