these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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