i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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