you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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