The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
No subtext here. People are naked.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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