This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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