Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
My feet surprised me
Randomize
