No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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