marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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