If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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