I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Drake has all the answers
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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