i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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