aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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