i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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