nut hugger
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
