Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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