You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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