I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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