the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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