i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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