She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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