yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
