does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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