: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Do plants get herpes?
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