This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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