She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize
