You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
vagina is talking i cant
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Randomize
