Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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