I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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