just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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