i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
you never un-have a 4some
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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