He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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