im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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