just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I touched a dick in church today
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Randomize
