just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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