True but thats because hes a fetus.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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