just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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