She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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