try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i can't believe i had my finger in that
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
